At Heirloom Hamlet you can still…wait for it…speak with a person! Hooray!
You can do this in one of four ways:
1) Call Us.
Yes, it sounds scary, but it’s actually super simple. You touch the numbers below and then push your green button. If we are awake and are not up to our necks in building materials, we will swipe up on our green button.
Then, you will hear someone tell you their name and you will reply with yours. You’ll follow that with whatever queries are rolling around in your mind at that moment. When the experience is complete, you will have answers to all of life’s most challenging questions. Well, not really, but you will know a heck of a lot more about Heirloom Hamlet and how it relates to your unique circumstances.
2) Text Us
Very similar to option 1, but with zero personality. You will get all the data you are searching for just the same, but this method does come with this warning:
The interaction can end with someone feeling oddly yet unintentionally offended. Your call…or rather, text.
3) Show Up
Extremely risky. Just showing up unannounced will definitely have it’s moments of confusion on both ends. You will not fully understand where you are or where exactly you should go. Someone here is going to be just as confused as to who it is that is driving around their property. But, hey, maybe you fancy yourself the type that enjoys awkward situations. To each his own. Proceed at your own risk.
4) Email Us
Sometimes folk have a lot to say. We definitely get it. I mean, look at this manifesto you just fought through.
Maybe you are curious if we allow extended stays. Maybe you want to have friends meet you while you’re here. You could be wondering if you can use a hammock. Or you could simply have the most bizarre, uh, creative, camper that the world has ever seen and you’re wondering if it is even allowed. Regardless, don’t hesitate to spell it out to us…but do it in and email. We embrace the challenge.